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Antic, chucklesome, funny, comic, comical, droll, farcical, hilarious, humoristic, humorous, hysterical killing, laughable, ludicrous, ridiculous, riotous, risible, screaming, sidesplitting, uproarious.

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Why Do I do Comedy?

How do I answer that?

It is a question no one ever asks.
Bios are stupid and irrelevant. This one is mine.
I want to be better at life than I am,. I am losing.
My heart is cold and I stopped looking for the warmth.
I stopped being a human many years ago. It was my fault I am sure. I am tired.
Tired of fakers.
Tired of lies.
Tired of what people expect me to do onstage.
Offstage.
In private.
In public.

My lifestyle is detrimental to ME not to the world.
I want to make you laugh, I want that opportunity. Is Sometimes the only thing that keeps me together is a dog named Bambina. She rescues me.
She has the cutest voice. She is my greatest comfort. Her and Telephone, my guitar.
When I perform I expect to rescue you. Not a great big rescue, overly dramatic and self serving but just enough so that you notice your problems are not gonna eat you up alive. I hope I can do that. The way she does with me.

I am crankier than ever. My body is shutting down, I cannot drink anymore, it vexes me so.
My world is upside down and I don’t know which way is up. Oddly, that is how I feel it is supposed to be. I am probably happier than most people on the planet. And if you ask me, all my strength and abilities will be used to achieve your happiness. I am a bass player in an imaginary rock band I named The F's. I wrote 27 songs for the album Dogs In Society that was never released because it was awful.

When I perform comedy in your town, I am only hoping I deliver. That’s all I care about at that moment. Get me onstage. Get me on the road. I want to get on the road and never come back. I am The Wolf of The F's.

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